O Chris Martin. Esqueceste-te do Chris Martin.

Don't expect former Sex Pistols singer John Lydon to join the "canonize Bono now" crusade.The artist formerly known as Rotten tells gigwise.com: "Every time I see Bono in those big fly glasses and tight leather pants I just can't hack it. I can't see that as solving the world's problems. He's crushing his testicles in tight trousers for world peace."

Also failing to earn Lydon's grudging respect, Live 8 organizer Bob Geldof. "It was a very shoddy and weak production," Lydon says of the Africa-awareness-raising campaign. "And there weren't enough Black faces in the show for my liking. I don't think it achieved anything. Bob Geldof is too self-serving."

Via Tiago Cavaco, sempre genial:

Johnny Rotten tem razão. Pela paz mundial o Bono anda a esmagar os testículos em calças de cabedal apertadas. Não nos merece grande respeito semelhante filantropia.O mesmo se aplica a Sean Penn. Vagueia por Nova Orleães a resgatar vítimas do furacão. Levou o seu próprio barco mas logo a seguir afundou. Estrelas fora do firmamento sempre foram perigosas para a crosta terrestre.

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